Sunday, June 5, 2011

My dating criteria is just getting sad

So it's Sunday morning, and I'm doing what I usually do if I haven't run out of the house (late) to some appt. I'm listning to Fox News and checking email...like my dating sites.

For those of you who have used the harmful site (eharm), are you ever annoyed at how hard it is to org/delete people. Yes, I have issues, but it bugs the crap out of me :) Today I decided to go through and archive anyone I didn't think had at least some sort of potential. [p.s. i also find the new thing that they're sending me matches that haven't been active for over three weeks EXTREMELY annoying]. I digress, but I'm getting to the point. Here's what the typical review process looks like for me:

1. Review photos: Cute/not cute but not ugly/hell no!
2. Height: yeah yeah, but most people look at it
3. Want kids
4. Religion
5. how often they drink - I'm always suspect if someone never drinks, or if they drink all the time

Today I realized that I also have a wild card of sorts. For example, someone matched most of 2-5, but were in the 'eh, not sure' on 1. But then I saw it...the wild card...and this is the thought that went through my head: "Oh, but he has a dog"

And just like that, damned fool got kept in my potential list.

Am beginining to think I should just marry a damn dog ;)

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