10. Gracie was sick this morning. Threw up twice in the house and who knows how many times outside.
9. I'm missing a wardrobe box that has all of my long sleeve sweaters in it, and the office is freezing as usual.
8. As usual there isn't a lot of work to do.
7. I dyed my hair dark brown on Monday and so far no one at work has noticed.
6. My hotmail inbox is empty. No emails to write to keep me entertained.
5. Disgruntled Girl was gloating about the fact that I'm losing our bet due to falling in the shower and now throwing my back out. (yes, I'm falling apart. it has not escaped my notice)
4. A group of people came down to my cube area right before lunch. They were there to pick up Foreign Girl.
3. FG and DG were whispering together after lunch and I'm pretty sure I heard my name.
2. I was late this morning and walked in to see my boss talking to FG at my desk.
And the number one reason I should've stayed in bed this morning....
1. Because when I went outside this morning, in only a towel, to untangled Gracie from the bushes, my uncle was sitting in his rental car on our driveway.
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This has to be one of the funniest ones yet!
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