Last night I went out w/ email boy - he no longer has an identity beyond this moniker. He had a good enough excuse for his previous abrupt/gruff emails so I decided to give him a chance. I did, and I now have8 new signs there won't be a second date.
8. When the bartender asks if we want to order food with our drinks and he says "no, I'm okay."
7. When the bartender asks if we want to order food with our drinks and he says "no, I'm okay" and doesn't ask me if I want anything.
6. When you realize the reason he chose this particular area in the bar to sit was not because there was a lot of space, but because it had an excellent view of the Twins game.
5. The constant yawning, and no "excuse me I'm tired/still sick/sorry in general"
4. When he asks you the same question 3 times...and you've actually answered it three times.
3. When you, a trained moderator and all-around chatterbox, can't find anything to say.
2. When the date has ended, because he has 'work' to do, and as you get to your car you realize it's 7:48 pm and the date started at 7pm.
And the number one sign there won't be a second date... when for kicks you go online later that night and see he's already logged into a dating website.
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