Too many unread work emails

so i'm back at my favorite hotel in plano - the nylo, and just checked my work email after signing off at 12:30pm. 31 fricking emails!!! 31! that's too many for me to read, so i'm going to blog until i recover from THIRTY ONE emails in my inbox. also, i found too many entertaining tidbits from the weekend and the airport not to share.

#1. "the non-jew didn't mean to offend"
this was the subject line of an email i got from some asshat (thanks for the word, leelee) on lamedate who sent me an email. the f-wit lives in Chicago and is IRISH CATHOLIC. i paid $40 to read that email - had to re-sign (or is it resign) to lame date to see who emailed me. i sent him a note telling him thanks for being interested but i'm on this site so i can meet jewish people not CATHOLICS. and that if i wanted to meet a christian i'd go to match.com. of course he responded...jack ass.

#2. the normal date didn't want to go out again
so last week i had what i thought was my first normal date in 4 years. turns out normalcy = non-stalker in my opinion. i sent Cappy (so named b/c he had a hat on in his pic and showed up in a hat) an email saying i'd go out again, but if he wasn't in to it - no worries. cappy said he wanted to, and considering what a big deal he made out of finding honesty important, i believed him. at least until he bailed at the last minute on the day we were going out. um, pretty sure you can't get an easier out than email. also i am deducting points from him for the lamest excuse ever "the server went down at work"... the day after thanksgiving. considering i'm somewhat of an expert at getting out of dates, i have to say that excuse is way over used.

#3 princess is a stupid liar
she put me through the roller trying to switch travel plans a few weeks ago supposedly b/c she had friends coming in town...but thne maybe it was b/c her husband was going to travel and we know she can't be home alone. this morning she told me that her friends left...today. um, pretty sure she could've traveled this week then. princess, i dub you a LIAR and bitch. oh, and pathetic b/c she was back working at gmi again today. supposedly she gets too lonely workin gat home. i really wonder though what any of the f-lay execs or gmi execs would think about her working there. oh that's right, no one at my company - at gmi anyway - thinks there are any issues with this.

#4. what's the speed limit in texas?
does anyone know this? b/c there aren't any signs on the highway - just on the frontage roads. i know i'm going to get pulled over one of these days, although b/c it's texas it'll prob be b/c i'm going too slow.

#5 now i'm tired
and i have to go check those emails so i'll have to write more tomorrow...

*although shout out to aimee b for getting a job with people who will appreciate her!!! (other than me and gina lynn) :>